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By Anonymous - 29/03/2016 06:33 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I recently had a relapse with the eating disorder I've been struggling with for five years. He poked my stomach and said, "Well, it looks like it's working! Cheaper than the gym!" He doesn't understand why I am upset. FML.

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