Animals: Today,i come home from school to see my cat had taken my clothes... - FML

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By captain_mr_kitty - 06/05/2016 21:54 - United States - Chicago

Today,i come home from school to see my cat had taken my clothes from my floor while i was gone and put them in her litter box and shat on them.

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Mattarino 9

Saturday 7 May 2016 17:18

Wow, that's a pretty shitty situation.

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Mattarino 9

Saturday 7 May 2016 17:18

Wow, that's a pretty shitty situation.

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