yollew
United States
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
That escalated quickly
Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Toothless
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Added flavor
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
elena02
Wayne, United States
Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML
Chip
Australia
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Smooth moves
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Top comments
saIty 17
Oh snap, don't ever bite it out of frustration. That's just what it wants. Just color all the sides.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Runic Cube: extreme edition. Or were you just trying to unsnap all the tiles and rearrange them? Cheater.
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Comments (194)
lionlvr 9
Lol wut?
theonlysweetpea 10
There's no teeth required in solving a Rubik's cube.
RainbowPanda1699 0
Were you trying to solve it with your face?
bubo_fml 11
Reminds me of the joke about a blonde chipping her teeth...On a vibrator...
MerNoEngrush 0
*facecube*
Natas9680 0
How the **** did you do that?
Bekah1992 1
...............
em669 0
Is that even possable
MongoJZ 2
Yumm. Plastic.
dabmaster 0
How is that possible