Love: Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed... - FML

By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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lancewell 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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Trix_Disorder 20

Saturday 1 May 2010 13:26

This is the best illustrated FML up right now.

karin_hanazono 2

Tuesday 4 May 2010 13:24

love it! it's going to my favorites! XD wonder if it would really happen... XD cheer up though! :D

Khfan12 13

Wednesday 5 May 2010 0:27

I LOOOOVE the comic, but you should've stopped after the "meet me in the kitchen" panel.

hopingE 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 19:58

thats ****** up bro.

mokadude1 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 16:57

that is such bullshit

illovehim4ever 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 22:19

fucckk im sorry to hear that

fml_x_20 0

Monday 5 July 2010 17:57

you should have called her into the kitchen and dropped kicked her in the jaw

bcbabygirl 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 2:39

Why did Lady Gaga come up in this???

suntherian 4

Sunday 11 July 2010 9:51

What a bitch! I'm sorry, man, seriously.

FrizzleFrySky 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 7:57

oh man sorry. it had to happen to someone. u making me smile brings karma to you.

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