Love: Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed... - FML

By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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lancewell 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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Anteezy 7

Saturday 7 November 2009 17:27

the comic is weak also moar gaga drama plx

unhallowed3 0

Monday 9 November 2009 19:11

Gaga is max fail

MizzHollywood 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 4:21

I really like the illustration =D

Penetration 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 2:31

Facebook is great for friendships and relationships, right?

Db8b 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 8:33

shit

PaulG10 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 14:50

illustration sucks....

xdevotchkax 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 20:19

WAY LONGER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE. D:

mattdbohn 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 17:37

oh god

xoxo_Kate_oxox 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 3:45

whatta bitch . :/

kaynicky1414 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 17:50

She wasn't worth your time. You'll find someone better out there. Waaaay better than that "*woman" *If that's what she thinks she is.

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