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By mliajkfml - 15/03/2016 04:20 - United States
Today, I celebrated my 2-year anniversary of my retirement from the Marine Corps by visiting an elementary school and talking about the bravery of soldiers. I was laughed at the whole time because of the scars on my face. FML