Health: Today, i can not buy cheap shirts from my favorite discounter....

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By obviouslyoddshapedguy - 17/05/2016 18:45 - Germany

Today, i can not buy cheap shirts from my favorite discounter. I'm too fat for the normal clothes line but too slim for the big sized clothes line at the same time. FML.

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G1nga 13

Thursday 19 May 2016 2:31

OP, I feel your pain I go through the same thing.

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G1nga 13

Thursday 19 May 2016 2:31

OP, I feel your pain I go through the same thing.

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