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By craycraycrazee - 27/01/2016 13:24 - South Africa

Today I broke up with my gf because she broke into my parents place to 'wait for me' after announcing I'll be going there for dinner without her because she had to study for exams. I found her hiding under my bed in my apartment later that night with a knife to 'apologize' for her behavior. FML

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