Miscellaneous: Today, I bought my first new car. I also ran over my first animal....

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By Rbillz5 - 16/06/2016 17:31 - United States - Scottsburg

Today, I bought my first new car. I also ran over my first animal. Just my luck that it was a skunk. Now my entire new car reeks.

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fazzems 21

Friday 17 June 2016 17:37

Well I'd say f the skunk's life more than your minor inconvenience!

I_Like_Boobs 14

Friday 17 June 2016 16:28

no disrespect but your life stinks

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trucker2 33

Friday 17 June 2016 14:57

Well you'll clearly be able to find your car in the parking lot as it will be the one sitting all by itself.....On the bright side it won't have no scratches or dings

I_Like_Boobs 14

Friday 17 June 2016 16:28

no disrespect but your life stinks

fazzems 21

Friday 17 June 2016 17:37

Well I'd say f the skunk's life more than your minor inconvenience!

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