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laureri Princeton Junction, United States

Today, I ate a wonderful meal, after which I fell asleep on my couch and had a dream that my husband was passionately kissing me. I woke up to realize it was actually my cat licking bits of food out of my teeth. FML

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Hey OP here! To answer some questions, my husband does not have a sandpaper tongue, that would be awful! I didn't have huge bits of food just your regular after food residue. I usually do brush after meals but the itus was strong and I immediately fell asleep after the meal. And yes I brushed, mouthwashed, and flossed immediately after I woke up with a cat tongue in my mouth!! Repeatedly I might add. My cats are beggars, they will do almost anything for table food apparently licking my teeth is fare game. The comments made me laugh, so thanks guys. Cheers!

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Your husband has a similar scratchy cat like tongue? That must provide for very interesting fun times

Don't feel bad OP, some cats are just bizarre (I have one that likes to get into the shower with me :/). Take it as a sign of love and keep it as a funny story you can tell

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It's ok my cat jumped on my lap while I was taking a crap she fell in toilet??

The worst part is you probably kissed back

so funny :)