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By Zufallian - 05/02/2016 21:20 - United States - Portage

Today, I asked my mom if she could take me in to get tested for OCD and possibly get medication since my friends say I may have it and all my symptoms match. All she did was laugh and tell me that medicine will do nothing and offered Christian counseling instead. FML

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