Miscellaneous: Today, I am not allowed to have any of my candy because of my...

looloogirl 1 November 2009, 18:02 United States

Today, I am not allowed to have any of my candy because of my sister's weight problem. FML

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29 November 2009, 08:41

FROM THE OP: yes, i have way more problems than this candy incident, but ironically its the only one that ever got posted. go figure. for the record, i am not fat myself. i am 5 ft 1 and weigh 95 lbs. k? My mother threw away the candy, so i cannot eat it. its not possible for me to do now, its in the dump. and for all of you assholes that say "omg this site sucks because of posts like this", go to a different site. nobody is forcing you to come here.

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ISellHerbs 0

1 November 2009, 23:26

It's ok because your fat sister would probably steal it anyway and get even fatter.

riku3220 2

1 November 2009, 23:28

Eat it anyways. It's her fault she's fat not yours.

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shatteredwindow 0

2 November 2009, 01:30

Wow, ok it kinda sucks, but its not that bad and shouldnt seem that bad unless you are about 5 years old

perdix 31

2 November 2009, 01:34

Your life is really going to suck if your fat sister is also a ****. No sugar AND no sugar!

Dydy_fml 0

2 November 2009, 05:32

how can she be a **** if shes fat?

perdix 31

2 November 2009, 07:24

Because there exists a magical substance called alcohol.

iwannafuckyaman 0

2 November 2009, 09:03

Its because fat chicks give the best head

perdix 31

2 November 2009, 18:29

And they come a lot.

silly248 0

2 November 2009, 01:37

Hey, Dcvictorious, if you really didn't want to have a distracting reference, then you could have spelled it right in the OP.

Dcvictorious 0

2 November 2009, 01:50

I was only joking, humour seems to get lost over the internet. I don't see why a mispelling should be focused on- what does anyone gain? Other than some fat 17 American calling me a retard because no-one loves her.

tmanapoo 0

2 November 2009, 02:19

Tell your parents to buy that fat bitch a treadmill!!!

xenomorph 0

2 November 2009, 02:20

It happened to me as well. The only difference: my brother had a problem with ***stealing*** candy, so *all* sweets had to be removed from the house. Also all video games were uninstalled and an Internet filter was placed. My parents did not believe that my computer was sufficiently password-protected to prevent my brother from sneaking on.