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By kat2943 - 18/01/2017 19:58 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I always keep a glass of water by my bed and I sleep with my cat at night. My cat got up from her nap and climbed onto my desk and started drinking my water. Idk how long she's been doing this...

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lukcy_basartd 11

Saturday 28 January 2017 11:54

I willingly share a glass of water with my cat from time to time, doesn't bother me and I've never gotten sick. Doesn't mean you won't as we're all different. Switch to cold bottles of water, your cat can be happy with the condensation.

vikingchick 22

Saturday 28 January 2017 0:00

You can either accept it or get a bottle for water. Then they'd just knock it off the table lol

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passionsbite 17

Friday 27 January 2017 20:30

My cat does that too

vikingchick 22

Saturday 28 January 2017 0:00

You can either accept it or get a bottle for water. Then they'd just knock it off the table lol

lukcy_basartd 11

Saturday 28 January 2017 11:54

I willingly share a glass of water with my cat from time to time, doesn't bother me and I've never gotten sick. Doesn't mean you won't as we're all different. Switch to cold bottles of water, your cat can be happy with the condensation.

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