Intimacy: Today, half a year ago I moved, my brother calls me to tell me... - FML

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By scaredtovisit - 30/06/2016 02:32 - Sweden - H?gersten

Today, half a year ago I moved, my brother calls me to tell me that he has been packing my room including my wardrobe, since he is moving into it. I then remembered that my dildo is in my wardrobe, trying to be discreet I ask him if he was done, he then says yes and then said its here in a bag.FML

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 30 June 2016 17:03

Better than "Mum's taken it and locked herself in her room" I guess.

Linktp 3

Thursday 30 June 2016 18:55

Why would you move and not take your personal stuff?

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 30 June 2016 17:03

Better than "Mum's taken it and locked herself in her room" I guess.

Xenolythic 14

Thursday 30 June 2016 18:03

Why is he moving into a wardrobe

notdanny 4

Monday 4 July 2016 0:30

He's moving into her room, and he cleaned out the wardrobe so it was clean for him to use when it becomes his room

Linktp 3

Thursday 30 June 2016 18:55

Why would you move and not take your personal stuff?

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 30 June 2016 20:54

How could you forget about Edwardo?!

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