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By LifeSucks2016 - 14/01/2016 03:41 - United States - San Francisco
Today, five years ago from this time, I won the mega millions. After bouncing off the walls excited my mom said since she paid for the ticket she's going to claim it, she saved it in the bank for "me" and haven't gave me a dime out of it since. FML