Today, during school, I passed out in the lunch line and hit my head on the metal rail as I fell. Rather than helping or expressing concern at all, my friends simply left my unconscious body on the floor. Why? They had to get to the lasagna before the cafeteria ran out of it. FML
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For those of you that were wondering- yes, I'm alright. :) I'm anemic, and sometimes it catches up to me and I'll start to get lightheaded/faint. I hadn't been feeling well all day, and thought food might help... Guess I was a bit late. In regards to my 'friends', I suppose I used the term loosely. They aren't my closest friends by far, but I've known them for years. We were close enough that I ASSUMED the sight of me falling and bashing my head open would be more important than their need for dry, school-food lasagna. And, in response to one commenter, I didn't expect them to immediately transform into doctors. But it still doesn't feel too great when the people you call 'friends' step over you, sprawled on the ground and bleeding, in favor of food. And no, I don't speak to them anymore. We had a fall out shortly after this incident. Ah well, highschool is a joke anyways.
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Roterun 7
Food before friends is their logic I guess
The_Paladin 16
Time to look for some new friends?
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Comments (96)
makkarari 18
What jerks! Never go to parties with them!!!
eddeeezzyy 19
Actually, I think OP should go to parties with them so she can secretly spike their drinks with laxatives or something.
The_Big_Boss 20
Be honest with yourself.. You would have done the same
DocBastard 40
This is a simple math problem: Lasagna > you
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
I was never very inclined to word problems
Welshite 40
You must have been an awful student if you think that is a word problem.
NoShit_Sherly 11
20, holy crap! Did your math teacher do that to you?!
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Like I said, never very inclined. Please don't make me repeat myself once more. And to be accurate. There are words, and that is a problem...right? Wait, yes it is.
Welshite 40
#32: Nope. That is an inequality, and basically a solution. It is not a problem at all.
luckyone365 7
47: quit being a dick. get over it
iAlissa 34
56, I believe you've dropped your sense of humor. Allow me to pick it up for you.
josh8215 21
There are people arguing about whether the quantity [lasagna] constitutes a word problem by being a word or not. What the hell? What the hell?
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
47. An 'inequality' is still a problem, non the less. If your teacher assigns you an assignment of 'inequality's' you have some 'problems' to figure out. Good luck with your logic in the future. In other words, there is a 'solution' to the 'problem'. GG no RE
ptoka 20
Hm, I swore the plural for inequality was inequalities, not "inequality's". I suppose you're right then, words do give you problems.
awkwardloveannie 28
#74 have you ever seen a math problem with an x? they aren't word problems just symbols. and the original comment isn't asking you to solve for anything so it isn't a problem
HelloooooNurse 20
He isn't so lucky anymore
DocBastard 40
Holy ****, people. Who the **** pissed in all your Cheerios today? Everyone calm down, take a deep breath, and get off my damned lawn.
ptoka 20
Doc, quit being an old Bastard and let us hang out on your lawn.
abitabanana 8
Ya right. Doc loves his little crew on his lawn. That's why he's here.
sarcasticlover 30
hawww did they save some for u
sciullo 14
You sure they're really your "friends"?
esserskat 12
First lasagna Then you.... I'm sorry dude...
LaLince 40
friends?
hobojo69 23
I think you need some new friends
perdix 31
You lost out to school cafeteria lasagna? You need to be a funner friend!
greeneyebeauty9 28
What's up with trolls voting YDI on FML's that clearly didn't deserve it?!
greeneyebeauty9 28
TROLL.
edanielleh 21
Does it really upset you? Chill out, trolls are part of life :)