Today, during school, I passed out in the lunch line and hit my head on the metal rail as I fell. Rather than helping or expressing concern at all, my friends simply left my unconscious body on the floor. Why? They had to get to the lasagna before the cafeteria ran out of it. FML
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For those of you that were wondering- yes, I'm alright. :) I'm anemic, and sometimes it catches up to me and I'll start to get lightheaded/faint. I hadn't been feeling well all day, and thought food might help... Guess I was a bit late. In regards to my 'friends', I suppose I used the term loosely. They aren't my closest friends by far, but I've known them for years. We were close enough that I ASSUMED the sight of me falling and bashing my head open would be more important than their need for dry, school-food lasagna. And, in response to one commenter, I didn't expect them to immediately transform into doctors. But it still doesn't feel too great when the people you call 'friends' step over you, sprawled on the ground and bleeding, in favor of food. And no, I don't speak to them anymore. We had a fall out shortly after this incident. Ah well, highschool is a joke anyways.
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Roterun 7
Food before friends is their logic I guess
The_Paladin 16
Time to look for some new friends?
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Comments (96)
juppa 4
well you cant save anybody on an empty stomach ;)
sadday_09 4
Those are some shitty friends.
TheDoctorandRose 7
If it helps that lasagna was made by Cybermen. You're lucky you didn't have any or else you'd be one of them!
ahsanmasood 4
honey, you need better friends! and why did you pass out in the lunch line in the first place? I hope you are feeling alright! You sound like a young kid, so i would recommend going to the doctor. I don't think its healthy for a young person to just pass out...just like that! *hugs*
NameNotFound 4
I thought there waz no school on saturdays!?!
isuckok 11
Please use a s, not a z. They cannot be substituted for each other.
young_stud 14
That means its time to get new friends
McPickleStache 10
your school must have awesome lasagna
Recoveryben 15
it is saturday. this fml is bull shit
Ryanstheman14 3
school on saturday?
novapine 19
those aren't friends. look forward to meeting real friends after school.