Today, during school, I passed out in the lunch line and hit my head on the metal rail as I fell. Rather than helping or expressing concern at all, my friends simply left my unconscious body on the floor. Why? They had to get to the lasagna before the cafeteria ran out of it. FML
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For those of you that were wondering- yes, I'm alright. :) I'm anemic, and sometimes it catches up to me and I'll start to get lightheaded/faint. I hadn't been feeling well all day, and thought food might help... Guess I was a bit late. In regards to my 'friends', I suppose I used the term loosely. They aren't my closest friends by far, but I've known them for years. We were close enough that I ASSUMED the sight of me falling and bashing my head open would be more important than their need for dry, school-food lasagna. And, in response to one commenter, I didn't expect them to immediately transform into doctors. But it still doesn't feel too great when the people you call 'friends' step over you, sprawled on the ground and bleeding, in favor of food. And no, I don't speak to them anymore. We had a fall out shortly after this incident. Ah well, highschool is a joke anyways.
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Roterun 7
Food before friends is their logic I guess
The_Paladin 16
Time to look for some new friends?
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Comments (96)
Gangsterrface 10
Well...that must be some damn good lasagna.
zenrael 21
Mmmm lasagna sounds good! Oh ya are you alright? Lol
sanecatlady 13
Maybe they didn't want to pass out from hunger. But seriously, some "friends" they are!
gigglegigglesnor 13
Time to set up auditions for some new friends!
daniel_2209 12
Are your friends THAT bad, or is it just that the lasagna is THAT good?
TheAngryPrincess 3
Wow...some friends. No one else helped either? Jerks.
fylsinceydi 2
Did they at least save you some?
gAt_d 26
Your friends are dicks.
elusiveshame 22
It happens. Get over it and move on
MzZombicidal 36
Like it would be that easy. OP could have seriously hurt themselves with a hit to the head like that and a hit to the ground like that. For no one to bother helping because they'd rather eat crappy school food is a pretty hurtful thing to do. Not only did they have a physically painful experience, but an emotionally painful one as well. Don't be so heartless.
outoftown 27
You pasta out at the wrong time, OP.