Today, during school, I passed out in the lunch line and hit my head on the metal rail as I fell. Rather than helping or expressing concern at all, my friends simply left my unconscious body on the floor. Why? They had to get to the lasagna before the cafeteria ran out of it. FML
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For those of you that were wondering- yes, I'm alright. :) I'm anemic, and sometimes it catches up to me and I'll start to get lightheaded/faint. I hadn't been feeling well all day, and thought food might help... Guess I was a bit late. In regards to my 'friends', I suppose I used the term loosely. They aren't my closest friends by far, but I've known them for years. We were close enough that I ASSUMED the sight of me falling and bashing my head open would be more important than their need for dry, school-food lasagna. And, in response to one commenter, I didn't expect them to immediately transform into doctors. But it still doesn't feel too great when the people you call 'friends' step over you, sprawled on the ground and bleeding, in favor of food. And no, I don't speak to them anymore. We had a fall out shortly after this incident. Ah well, highschool is a joke anyways.
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Roterun 7
Food before friends is their logic I guess
The_Paladin 16
Time to look for some new friends?
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Comments (96)
underthesea12 24
mmmm lasagna
annie_nk 23
Garfield would be proud.
olpally 33
I'd rather have pizza. I would've helped ya! Jerk friends ya got there op.
TheComedyAudio 29
You had school today?
greeneyebeauty9 28
They probably just wrote the FML today.
edanielleh 21
fml's have to voted on by users then approved by the staff. So this was probably submitted a day or two ago
kyu_Q 19
OP a good friend would understand that it's lasagna day. Did they get a piece for you?
DJ5153 1
November 16th is a Saturday, most people have school Monday through Friday?
isuckok 11
The FML in question was probably submitted a few days ago.
dvojplisen 25
OP: Look up the definition of a "friend" and then rewrite it.
kyu_Q 19
Look up sarcasm
apu_nahasapeemap 10
If the lasagna at OP's school is anything like the slop at my old high school, it's not worth abandoning her friends for.
XPhoenixFire 17
Well you weren't going anywhere. The lasagna on the other hand that goes by fast.
crosseyedsniper 8
Hoe does OP deserve this?