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By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 00:50 - Canada - Whitby

Today, during Dance class, I was in a group that had to create a dance. Our gym teacher came over to us and essentially told us that if we didn't stop goofing off we weren't going get a very good mark. The thing is, the goofing off he saw was our dance, FML

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