Today, I've been seeing this guy for about a week now. We got... - FML

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By WTF - 18/11/2018 15:54

Today, I've been seeing this guy for about a week now. We got really drunk and he came over to cuddle. We cuddled and all of a sudden my sheet were drenched. He peed the bed. Currently waiting for him to wake up but idk how to tell him. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 22 November 2018 16:57

How about "You pissed in my ******* bed, you drunk son of a bitch! Get the **** out of my house right now!", and then resolving to stop being a lush yourself, because hypocrisy isn't fair?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 22 November 2018 16:57

How about "You pissed in my ******* bed, you drunk son of a bitch! Get the **** out of my house right now!", and then resolving to stop being a lush yourself, because hypocrisy isn't fair?

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