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By Ugh - 02/05/2017 17:20 - United Kingdom
Today, as usual, at my work in a Chinese take away, I thought how lucky I was to work somewhere where I'm allowed to read, go on my phone, and with a boss who buys me pizza. Until said boss used my phone to contact a drug dealer. FML
"Tell them you want spinach on the pizza." "What?" "Extra spinach. Like a large baggie of it."