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Shameshameshame Noble Park, Australia

Today as I collected my pizza, I yelled out "pizza's here! Come and get it" while I close the door so the pizza guy doesn't think I'm eating this much pizza alone.

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Why do you care? During the winter, I can only eat a pizza for children. During summer, I eat a family pizza alone. In public.

TotallyNotARobot 16

I do the same thing to be honest, sure they probably know no ones there at this stage lol

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Why do you care? During the winter, I can only eat a pizza for children. During summer, I eat a family pizza alone. In public.

TotallyNotARobot 16

I do the same thing to be honest, sure they probably know no ones there at this stage lol