Woodpecker?

Not having the heart to do something means it's something you feel would be unkind hard-hearted, not because you're ashamed of it

If he goes down there and investigates thoroughly, you'll be ...

*wait on it *

ravin'!

Aw, I think this is actually cute that he thinks it's a rare bird. I think you need to gently tell him that the "rare bird noises" are actually coming from you. You'll both have a good laugh about it afterwards.

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For most women, thighs rub together while walking at a healthy weight. Thigh gaps are often physically impossible to achieve. Believe it or not, women have all kinds of muscles and bones and things that they have to fit inside of their legs, and that tend to give them what we in the business call volume.

Somebody needs to shut the fuck up! Hint: you. It's you.

aww , just tell.him it a rare but friendly birdie call the skin rubber or thigh between.

A different pair of pants will probably stop the noise.

Sounds like the thighs the limit with his hobby.

Sounds like the kind of guy you could be near, make a noise and stare into a tree and him be convinced that there's a cat up there. Like a dog. Your boyfriend is like a dog.

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