Today, and for a that past couple of weeks, I've been sleeping...

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By "MelissaaAnnee" - 02/12/2019 08:16

Today, and for a that past couple of weeks, I've been sleeping with my best friend.. Which has been wild to say the least... It wouldn't be a problem if he didn't have a girlfriend. FML

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Wednesday 1 January 2020 10:46

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