today almost every member of my family refused to let me sleep... - FML

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By mulch - 22/09/2017 09:23 - United States - Butler

today almost every member of my family refused to let me sleep on their couch even tho i was evicted. their reason, 'you're over 30, you can figure it out'. last night i slept on a pile of mulch because it's the only place i could find where i won't get arrested. FML

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 27 September 2017 23:01

I hope you can get support from the council or a charity OP. take care. that sounds unfair of them to deny you.

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 27 September 2017 23:01

I hope you can get support from the council or a charity OP. take care. that sounds unfair of them to deny you.

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