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By Coach11 - 17/01/2016 04:54 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, after nearly 7 months of planning, I've learned that due to all the rain we've received this year that my home won't begin being built for another 6 months. I have an acre of land that is entirely mud. We have living room furniture and a dining table and chairs being delivered in March. FML.

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