Health: Today, after I got home from work, my socks had stuck to my skin...

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By randomname98 - 29/07/2016 17:38 - United States - Elk River

Today, after I got home from work, my socks had stuck to my skin so bad that I peeled an entire layer of skin off with them. FML

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_anon_beep_7 12

Saturday 30 July 2016 4:29

What the hell do you do for a living? So sorry OP! Try a medicated foot bath. Hopefully you feel better soon!

BoboCracker 21

Saturday 30 July 2016 13:18

I cringed so hard my neck cracked

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_anon_beep_7 12

Saturday 30 July 2016 4:29

What the hell do you do for a living? So sorry OP! Try a medicated foot bath. Hopefully you feel better soon!

BoboCracker 21

Saturday 30 July 2016 13:18

I cringed so hard my neck cracked

esamolwan 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 14:06

For how long have you been wearing them???

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