By seriously? - 07/09/2011 17:37 - United States

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML
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LittlexSparrow 0

Did it say the bird died? Lol

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rohanp 0

Seems to me that apart from a day off, you also have an off-day!

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fakeaccountX 6

So YOU'RE the one who killed Polly? You douchebag!

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TheRealHouse 7

Polly was a cracker anyway

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j_cat187 19

Go home, take 3 hits of acid, and ride some ponies.

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bizarre_ftw 21

But if you do that how can you be sure they're ponies?

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goobergirlie 5

Remember your damn schedule.

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Izzzzy 0

Hmm, how did you manage to hit a bird with your car? I mean, usually they just fly away when you get near them. :3

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j_cat187 19

Haha u stupid bird. Did you watch it hit the Street in the mirror?

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K_kanaka 26

Well this calls for going back home, laying in the couch and cracking open a nice cold bottle of beer.

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