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By Jbon_KitKat - 23/03/2016 10:20 - United States - San Jose
Today, after battling pregnancy insomnia for hours, I decided (at 2:30am) to drive down to 7-11 to buy some ice cream. It was all fun and games until I locked my keys in the car....with my cell phone. FML!