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By safetyinthrdark - 14/04/2016 22:04 - United States - New Florence

Today, after battling a severe cold for over a week, I was finally starting to feel better. I ran out of pain pills, and decided to raid my families medicine cabinet. Little did I know, my ailing grandfather liked to keep laxatives in a Tylenol bottle. I am posting from the toilet. FML.

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