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By AloneAtPerkins - 28/07/2020 01:15

Today, after about 14 years of not being able to figure out what causes my seizures, I find out going for drinks and getting a buzz causes not ONE seizure, but a week of 5+ seizures a day. I just got my license too. Guess I won't be going for drinks with the guys anymore. FML

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Tiffany Rodriguez Miller 4

Sunday 13 September 2020 2:00

Drinking isn't the same for everyone. You are better off. Personally, it gives me a headache everytime.

catalysty 20

Sunday 2 August 2020 15:34

do they have you on any anti seizure meds? have you tried Marijuana?

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catalysty 20

Sunday 2 August 2020 15:34

do they have you on any anti seizure meds? have you tried Marijuana?

Tiffany Rodriguez Miller 4

Sunday 13 September 2020 2:00

Drinking isn't the same for everyone. You are better off. Personally, it gives me a headache everytime.

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