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By Bustime - 31/03/2017 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, after a month of not having a car because it was at the local mechanic for repairs, I got my car back. On a tow truck. FML

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Sheepiebeepie 26

Friday 31 March 2017 0:16

So they just gave up?

Jatok 17

Friday 31 March 2017 0:41

I would like more information. There are a variety of situations that could be taken away from this, such as they gave up, they got hit while testing it, someone stole it and got hit, etc.

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Sheepiebeepie 26

Friday 31 March 2017 0:16

So they just gave up?

Jatok 17

Friday 31 March 2017 0:41

I would like more information. There are a variety of situations that could be taken away from this, such as they gave up, they got hit while testing it, someone stole it and got hit, etc.

cacheson 41

Friday 31 March 2017 18:43

I really hope they didn't charge you. I also really hope you can take it somewhere else to be repaired.

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