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By The Squirter - 10/02/2016 23:50 - United States - Plymouth
Today, a girl winked at me. Trying to be flirtatious, I bit the bottom of my lip and the pimple that was right below it. The pimple squirted a pretty far distance. I hoped that she didn't notice but the disgusted look on her face killed any hope I had. FML