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By Gray - 27/01/2016 12:26 - France - Paris

Today, a coworker came into my office all flirty and pulled up her skirt to show me she had no panties. Mortified, all I could do was point out she actually had some toilet paper in her crack. She ran off and tried to report me for sexual harassment but got herself suspended. Now I feel guilty FML

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