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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 15:18 - United States

Today, A couple of my friends came over to my house to play some league of legends. We played league for a couple hours and it was like 6:00 in the morning when we decided to sleep. We slept till 12:30 and when we woke up one of my friends was gone and there was a giant yellow spot on the bed. FML

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