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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Nashville, United States
Thoughts and prayers
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "God" told her to. I guess "God" didn't have any problems with me buying dinner first. FML
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MissKangaroo 23
Steal some food out of house and tell her that 'God' told you to
bdsmslave 18
Damn... Looks like "God" really has it in for you. Although, I think we all know it was probably Castiel or Metatron. My money is on Metatron. The plan is just about evil enough to fit his profile. Am I displaying my "nerd" too much? Yeah... Probably.
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Comments (82)
Bquillero16 18
God is good all the time… just maybe not to the right people every time
cheeeksss 29
I'm sorry but it really sounded like you've managed to contradict yourself in one comment. He's good all the time but not to the right people every time...? Then he wouldn't be good all the time?
Mc_Knapkins 10
@43 pretty sure he was joking and it went way over your head....
gintwinsmoore 20
What kind of Christian are you to make a comment like this, #1??? This is precisely the BS people leave the church for! Unless, you're not Christian and you were being sarcastic by this...follow up?
Bquillero16 18
It was sarcasm, at least one person got it…
MissKangaroo 23
Steal some food out of house and tell her that 'God' told you to
TheBelt 19
I guess "God" gave him another opportunity to find someone else.
Jinxsie 27
Where did you eat? Not somewhere too nice I hope.
kikoma 32
Tell her that God told YOU to get back with her ;)
MortenM 17
Uhm, no! If she takes advice from "god" = not worth the trouble
kikoma 32
But he could leave her because God told him to do it after they got back together. God is not sure what he wants, haha
Cads1 24
Sounds fair, even God has to be allowed fun every now and again. Unlucky it was at your expense.
chilty 16
this is the stupidest comment ever. how would you know that?
Cads1 24
Ouch. Please refer to my profile.
munchly 17
Obviously #19, #5 would know this cause we've all been part of one of Gods jokes here and there, today just happens to be OPs turn... Sorry OP
klorehore 24
Guess that sounded like a good excuse to her. Sounds like you'll be better off without though. Gl finding someone better :)
bdsmslave 18
Damn... Looks like "God" really has it in for you. Although, I think we all know it was probably Castiel or Metatron. My money is on Metatron. The plan is just about evil enough to fit his profile. Am I displaying my "nerd" too much? Yeah... Probably.
kitkat7764 7
I have to ask... Are you a dean girl or a Sam girl? ?
KayDee29 31
You can never show too much nerd. I applaud the outward proclamation of your fandom. Stand tall and proud!
SkullsRules1 26
I don't know man, seems like more of a Crowley thing to do
hornybathtub 12
finally I have found the fandom for his dark materials!
SealMan 7
Ok just stop
tanishpradhan 20
Goddammit!! Keep killing ur vibe man!!
terryaly 13
that's so oh my GOD situation.
aliceanon 13
You deserve someone better than that, don't let it get you down.