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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Nashville, United States
Thoughts and prayers
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "God" told her to. I guess "God" didn't have any problems with me buying dinner first. FML
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MissKangaroo 23
Steal some food out of house and tell her that 'God' told you to
bdsmslave 18
Damn... Looks like "God" really has it in for you. Although, I think we all know it was probably Castiel or Metatron. My money is on Metatron. The plan is just about evil enough to fit his profile. Am I displaying my "nerd" too much? Yeah... Probably.
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Comments (82)
Enslaved 38
Did you expect her to do something ungodly after you bought her that dinner?
Cads1 24
I want to answer yes to that question but I can't shake the thoughts that I could be wrong.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Her loss
toaster87 19
Wrong FML!
Jennandco 25
Bitches will be bitches
steftriv 18
The articulation...
bioss89 16
The almighty Odin, God of Thunder wouldn't do that! I am shocked!
Ichiya 29
But Loki the God of Assholishness would.
ninjahesten 18
Thor is the God of thunder, Odin is hes father :)
blackonblight 33
Eris would. There's a reason Discordians are careful how we invoke our patroness.
vlalam 24
I am glad god saved your future by taking her out of your life... who needs such a person whose actions speak for themselves
travellingfun 18
I hope this doesn't become a new way of breaking up with people.
briang959 47
The Last Supper.....with her.
limegreenpoopie 31
At least she did the good thing by leaving you. You can't catch yourself being with someone as dumb as that -___-
cjfred 13
God, or at least the church, has never had a problem with getting something for free. Neither do most humans, so apparently man truly was created in God's image, or vice versa.