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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Nashville, United States
Thoughts and prayers
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "God" told her to. I guess "God" didn't have any problems with me buying dinner first. FML
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MissKangaroo 23
Steal some food out of house and tell her that 'God' told you to
bdsmslave 18
Damn... Looks like "God" really has it in for you. Although, I think we all know it was probably Castiel or Metatron. My money is on Metatron. The plan is just about evil enough to fit his profile. Am I displaying my "nerd" too much? Yeah... Probably.
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Comments (82)
FitFriday 32
I think OP's name should have been Jesus
martin8337 36
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
heaverlock 8
ypu must be a pretty ****** up guy if gods trying to break you guys up.
CAT47LOVE 19
god works in mysterious ways? lol sorry OP that really sucks.