theultimatesalonfail
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The Usain Bolt method
Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML
Top comments
jaxy15 9
Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?
ryanst 7
This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.
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Comments (91)
alohayek 3
Sounds like Rapunzel is on the run.
SherryA 15
I love your reply to that. Sounds like my mom. She's just sit there and say "eehhh.. Sherry, you chase after that bitch. Paula is about to come on and I can't do it" :P
fuckmrsoftee 0
well. you could always charge the next customer twice as much, blame the failing economy, my dad does anyway.
wriptidez 0
who would perm straighten hair
mastersmurf 13
Unleash the dogs...
Alexander22 0
I hope that bitch's hair falls out!
MurphyS94 4
That sucks :/ I hope you're not in the same situation as waiters and waitresses are when their customers run out on them...
PlatinumNinja 0
But getting payback is.
perdix 31
So, they need to come up with a beauty salon version of: Dine n' Dash Hog n' Jog Eat n' Cheat Chew n' Screw etc. Let's see. There's Cut n' Run Blow n' Go I hope others can add to this.
V19Spartan 1
Weave n' walk Rinse n' run Highlight n' goodnight
hotpinkpepsi 6
dye and dash
Babyseal420 7
Ah, the classic straighten 'n dash.