The thrill of it

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my daughter called me to pick her up at the mall. She said I had to meet her inside a specific store, so I figured she wanted me to pay for something. Turns out I was right; she was being arrested for shoplifting. FML
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Top comments

manlaw1 3

Lol yeah, I can see it now... Son: Hey dad I failed my spelling test tod... Dad: PACK YOUR BAGS!

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manlaw1 3

Did you have any clue about this? Regardless it's time for a talk.

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Comments

perdix 29

Was she trying to steal you something cool for Christmas? If so, go easy on her. Otherwise, bring the hammer down!

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ICastillo 24

Well she probably watched the Movie How the Grinch Stole Christmas. And figured that's how everybody gets their Christmas gifts. It's a very convincing movie.

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happylawyer 16

A little stealing here, a little stealing there... Oops! Guess the "shopping spree", unexpectedly, came to an end.

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jerrywayne 5

I would have left her ass on the spot! You pay the price for being an idiot in my house.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Let her sit in jail for awhile to think about what she's done.

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thewife5 19

It doesn't sound like she's to deprived if you were willing going to meet her in a store and assumed it was to buy her something. Most shoplifters only do it until they get caught once. How embarrassing for you tho:/

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jjmiller1001 17

hopefully you let her sorry ass sit in jail

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minnymouse20 13

Wouldn't be surprised if my mom was the one who wrote this...

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reaganladd41801 0

Ha Ha let her ******* ass sit in jail;)

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svahrsrdacwby87 7

I hope her excuse wasn't.......but, I was getting it for you!

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