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By StetsonSalvatore - 08/03/2016 23:06 - United States - Battle Creek
The other day, my sister accused me of stealing her tax return, threatened that her boyfriend was going to beat me up, then threatened to beat up my pregnant fiancé and went after her. I pushed her back, she had me arrested, saying I punched and choked her. I spent the night in jail. FML