Love and Cats: The only true love - FML

The only true love

By burned_away - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "See you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML

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ALittleBitCrazy 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:04

Auch, he must love his cat. :p

caligal14 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:04

Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?

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iFruit 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:43

You could've said "Oops I meant to kiss the cat." But that'd be really nasty, wouldn't it? Oh well.

osnapp55 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:44

aww i see some1 loves a purty pussy

nodbor 11

Thursday 20 August 2009 8:05

Agree, Even if he was talking to the cat, why would he not want to kiss her.

jewelzgalore 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 9:28

Aw, don't worry. It wasn't a personal attack against you. Men just have problems expressing how they feel. But nobody seems to have a problem being sweet with their pets. Even the toughest guys.

lobby0ne 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 10:07

Oooh he likes cats! bitch!

blorgassborg 1

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:59

You should kill his cat while he is away then he can never see it again.

Zubat_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 14:08

Be happy. By cat he probably meant your vag. hopefully good things happened when he came back, if you catch my drift.

crazyghost7 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 14:12

do dr. pepper...tust me, im a doctor.

toostupid000 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:54

i have a cat. but i call him a lazy **** instead of beautiful

xOpheliacx 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:20

It's called a joke.

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