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The only true love

Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "See you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML

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Auch, he must love his cat. :p

caligal14 0

Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?

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You could've said "Oops I meant to kiss the cat." But that'd be really nasty, wouldn't it? Oh well.

aww i see some1 loves a purty pussy

Agree, Even if he was talking to the cat, why would he not want to kiss her.

jewelzgalore 0

Aw, don't worry. It wasn't a personal attack against you. Men just have problems expressing how they feel. But nobody seems to have a problem being sweet with their pets. Even the toughest guys.

Oooh he likes cats! bitch!

You should kill his cat while he is away then he can never see it again.

Zubat_fml 0

Be happy. By cat he probably meant your vag. hopefully good things happened when he came back, if you catch my drift.

crazyghost7 0

do dr. pepper...tust me, im a doctor.

toostupid000 0

i have a cat. but i call him a lazy **** instead of beautiful

It's called a joke.