Love and Cats: The only true love - FML

The only true love

By burned_away - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "See you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML

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ALittleBitCrazy 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:04

Auch, he must love his cat. :p

caligal14 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:04

Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?

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caancoha 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:42

What's the big deal? I sweet-talk my cat all the time. All the time.

sentient 10

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:46

Thats what you get for dating a guy who loves his cat that much, ******* disgusting creatures. Dump him and get yourself a real man.

My_averageFML 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:50

what a jackass

waterynuggets 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:56

F his life for having a gf who can't take a ******* joke.

LukeDog 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:14

denied

doubleAbattery 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:24

I've heard that you can tell how a man treats his girlfriend by watching how he treats his dog, but I've never heard anything about how a man treats his girlfriend based on how he treats his cat.

whoaelena 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:30

I call my flame-point Siamese "sexy cat". I get lots of loving from that!

playfuldesk 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:31

Everyone is way to fudging serious

citycrazed25 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:44

well she must not be beautiful.....ha

nicanatasha 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:05

um. i am pretty sure he was kidding..i hope.

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