Today, I found out that women have another hole that they pee out of. I'm 37. FML
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Today, I, a 33 year-old guy, had to explain to my 27 year-old girlfriend that she does NOT pee out of her vaginal opening, but does in fact have a separate hole she pees from. She didn’t believe me. After showing her a diagram of the female anatomy online, she said, “Yeah well I don’t have one of those.” FML
Today, I found out that as I get closer to 40, I often need to wipe my arse when I fart. FML
Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
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Top comments
Ashamed_Sister 60
...and we have a hole to poop.
Laurea Lindroos 8
Just another proof that very few men care at all about female anatomy 🙄 it’s not someone elses fault, it’s complete lack of interest.
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Comments (17)
Ben Taylor 16
school biology is pretty shitty
Ashamed_Sister 60
...and we have a hole to poop.
BeefyQueefy 14
Now you're just making things up for attention. Next you'll tell me the female ****** is real too
Skydome6666 6
fake news
Laurea Lindroos 8
Just another proof that very few men care at all about female anatomy 🙄 it’s not someone elses fault, it’s complete lack of interest.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Did you fail biology back in elementary school?
griddy24 18
These things are not taught well, Or certainly weren’t in the 80s and 90s. I’m a woman and I only found this out my 30s too.
katydid91 31
How did you not notice that you have two holes down there? Simple childhood curiosity should have solved this. For reference, I am also a female.
BeefyQueefy 14
This is sad but I bet he still knows more about female anatomy than anyone who helped the vote against abortion go through
Teri Green 9
if you're in America blame the public health education system. in my state they don't mention it to the kids in sex ed because they cant use it to put the fear of pregnancy and std in you.
1gullible_bugger 34
Should have paid attention in biology class.
Aaron Hughes 5
Whaaaaat is this hole you speak of??? -Aaron, 40
atomwolf 11
Wait they don’t pee out of their vaginas?