Today, I found out that women have another hole that they pee out of. I'm 37. FML
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Today, I, a 33 year-old guy, had to explain to my 27 year-old girlfriend that she does NOT pee out of her vaginal opening, but does in fact have a separate hole she pees from. She didn’t believe me. After showing her a diagram of the female anatomy online, she said, “Yeah well I don’t have one of those.” FML
Today, I found out that as I get closer to 40, I often need to wipe my arse when I fart. FML
Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60
...and we have a hole to poop.
Laurea Lindroos 8
Just another proof that very few men care at all about female anatomy 🙄 it’s not someone elses fault, it’s complete lack of interest.
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Comments (17)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Good God, just when I think my lack of faith in humanity can't decline any more... what the hell are we teaching kids? If OP is 37, that means he/she went to school in the 90s/2000s and I know my school taught sex ed then. So what's the deal?
misswilwarin96 11
What do you mean "another hole"? Women have 3 holes down there. Are you suggesting that there's 4?
peithecelt 28
he thought there were 2, and that we peed out of our vaginas.
angus 17
You’re an idiot… officially!