I do. I plot murder out loud.

You don't joke about being a murderer unless you want to get arrested. -.- that's common sense.

You're funny op!

That's hilarious and anyone who takes that seriously is a moron. Including your teacher.

I had something similar happen when I was in high school. A teacher tried getting me arrested for calling in a bomb threat while I was in her class. This was back in 97 before cell phones became commonplace.

Time to plot their murder quietly

I knew a self injurer that got suspended from my high school because, "she was a danger to other students." A teacher was walking around the class room and noticed her sleeve was up and there were cuts on her arm. An hour later, she had to be taken home by her mom. Her mom had to argue with the school for over a week before she was allowed to come back. The school treated her like she was the next school shooter because of self injury, which as far as I know isn't really something that has been hallmarked as a sign of someone going to shoot up the place. One guy always drew pictures of people getting hung, shoot, and cut up. He never got called into the office. He was Mr. straight A's and always on honor roll. He would laugh at other students' in pain. His drawings were seen by multiple teachers, yet no one acted on it.

This is where tumblr posts get you.

Well if she dies unexpectedly soon we all know who they're gonna be pointing at...

that's a pretty funny joke actually