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Today, an old man approached me at work. I smiled and asked, "Hi, can I help you"? He looked at me for a few seconds before replying, "Fuck me, you need to lose some weight!" and then wandering off. FML

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What a horrible thing to say. Hope it didn't ruin your day, OP! Ignore the idiot.

i am a drummer and i don't get the connection -.-

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Old people can be so rude. Ignore him.

Or was it an invitation to "burn some calories" ?

wow what a asshole

that old mans head weight is more than yours.. don't pay attention to jerks OP...have a good day...

You should have told him that he's just jealous. You're beautiful no matter what size you are.

amberv61 22

#61 just because you don't find them attractive doesn't mean they aren't beautiful.

Whoa, #61, you just got told! See, this isn't a matter of opinion. Fat people being beautiful is an objective truth. If you think otherwise, you are simply mistaken. Now, I'm sure an exhaustive study on this aesthetical matter is available for perusal somewhere ;P...

I don't find heavier people attractive personally, but I'd never say they aren't beautiful. I'm just not attracted to them myself, other people are. No matter what someone will always be beautiful to someone

F*ck that rude ass old grumpy man. That is incredibly messed up! Don't let it get to you. Sounds like he might have some screws loose due to old age or mental problems.

I don't get how people say op deserved this.

At that age, I wouldn't risk pissing off Karma.

nightfall8705 33

Wow! What a rude old fart! Sorry, OP. :(

Joys of retail. I honestly don't believe some of the crap people come out with. I live in a good area but work in a horrible place so we get all the 'bogans' coming in. They never cease to amaze me with their crap.

Yeah I suppose that's true. Some people just don't understand how to keep opinions to themselves. It's crazy I would never say anything like that to anyone.