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{ o } This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Miami, United States

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Today, an old man approached me at work. I smiled and asked, "Hi, can I help you"? He looked at me for a few seconds before replying, "Fuck me, you need to lose some weight!" and then wandering off. FML

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What a horrible thing to say. Hope it didn't ruin your day, OP! Ignore the idiot.

i am a drummer and i don't get the connection -.-

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Don't worry about what that jerk said to you.

What the hell xD

**** you? You're too old!

sahmnc420 13

I'm are u a stripper or hooker? Otherwise why does ur weight matter?

Awe sorry to hear that! Who cares what an old mans opinion is on looks anyways!!

tell him that he needs a cane

colvindj 22

that's Florida for ya, always classy

It's hard to believe that his generation was responsible for all of the new advancements of the 20th century.

amileah13 26

People these days. So crass. Ugh

jbizzle1987 8

Funny, but sorry to hear op