soccer8goalie
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Parkersburg, United States
Stop it already
Today, I was punched in the face because my uncontrollable hiccups were "annoying". FML
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asapp78 16
You should have hit them back & blamed it on your uncontrollable muscle spasms...
Nyx7 24
Wow cuz people totally love having hiccups, I'm sorry :(
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Nyx7 24
Wow cuz people totally love having hiccups, I'm sorry :(
urdirtyolduncle 15
As a goalie, you should've dodged it with your quick reflexes.
noah_1234 24
you cant dodge something you cant see unless your a shaolin monk or something
niallo 23
Actually, goalies don't dodge, they catch. And he cought a flying punch with his face. Good job goalie.
MrDonSalvetti 27
Yeah that punch was totally legit... Sorry OP :(
lenehey 7
To those down-voting: You don't recognize sarcasm, do you?
MrDonSalvetti 27
Apparently not.
Nyx7 24
Sarcasm is a lost tongue on fml
SkittlesGoRawr 19
That's why I try my best to make it extremely obvious when I'm sarcastic on FML. Throw in the word " totally " 10 times and BAM!
teentee401 37
I think people got the sarcasm, it just wasn't funny.
lokland 12
Ouch, that's not good. What a jerk!
asapp78 16
You should have hit them back & blamed it on your uncontrollable muscle spasms...
z3r0d4z3 22
or hit them back for hiting you
starsierra 15
A**hole sorry op
tony1891 22
did it cure your annoying hiccups?
XxDanno316xX 27
I hope you took some form of legal action again this person. People who think it's okay to simple assault others should have their head examined. Sorry OP!, fyl
odod777 28
Did the hiccups stop?
christian1509 21
I hope you returned their punch because their way of handling that situation was "annoying"
Liamj774 36
Well that's one way to try to get them to stop..